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10.06.2025 00:26

Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Would Donald Trump's reelection make the world more dangerous?
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Everyone loved it.
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Loons and Moons
Still no good
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How do you cope when your mother doesn't love you?
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Why do foolish atheists think their strange delusional theories are facts?
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
When British people write X after everything, are they being serious or trying not to be awkward?
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Kuorans can you write a sad story about kpop?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
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