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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 00:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Would Donald Trump's reelection make the world more dangerous?

Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

What do you think about the NFA full auto band? Weapons built before 1986 can be transferred and registered? But we can't have an 87? But older weapons tend to be far more powerful. I think we should drop it. Input?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

Winners, losers from NASCAR Cup race at Nashville won by Ryan Blaney - NBC Sports

Loons and Moons

Still no good

No, not a chance

Paramount Global to Add Three New Board Directors As It Deals With Trump Lawsuit, FCC Review - The Hollywood Reporter

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

How do you cope when your mother doesn't love you?

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

Miley Cyrus Says Disney Banned Her From Performing 'Hannah Montana' Songs: "I Wasn't Allowed To Sing Them" - Deadline

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

Weekly News Quiz - AARP

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

In what ways is modern day Russia similar to the USSR? How does it differ from the USSR in terms of culture and politics?

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

Why do foolish atheists think their strange delusional theories are facts?

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

When British people write X after everything, are they being serious or trying not to be awkward?

No way

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

share office space ...

Kuorans can you write a sad story about kpop?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

Stopping alcoholism gets smarter with smartwatches - The Brighter Side of News